The Delta Kilo Foundation invites you to
Dave & Kev’s Super Fancy Redneck Prom II
We’re coming back to throw a hell of a party and raise more money for our Special Operations Badasses! Headliner is booked and they’re going to blow you away. No, we won’t tell you who it is… yet! But we can tell you Josh Grider & Drew Kennedy of the Topo Chico Cowboys are going to get you morons warmed up!
Tables are on sale. This event will SELL OUT AGAIN so if you want to come you better get on it. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!
Are you wondering, what does one wear to a Super Fancy Redneck Prom? You just gotta wear something super awesome and ridiculous. Shitty prom dress?! Cool! Randy “Macho Man” Savage outfit? Cool. Gorilla costume. Cool. Camo… cool (but know you’re not creative).
We don’t care! But you’re dressing up! And you’re going to have the best of your lives!
And if you’re the person too cool to dress up, you’ll look like a moron and we will make fun of you. We clear? Bring your A-Game… we’ve heard some of the ideas and they’re spectacular. And don’t forget – Bring your credit cards. We’re Gonna get in your pockets. But it’ll be worth it. Promise.